The TRUTH About Roswell 1947!

Joseph Smith was the first domestic Jihadist terrorist (need I mention Reptilian Jihadist?), trying to declare a Holy War on Missouri. Although Smith did not succeed, his legacy of perpetual Mormon cover-ups and lies live on and do succeed.

For instance, aliens, known as Nephi, were actually angels from Moroni’s celestial fleet. Harry S. Truman was a secret Mormon! “M12″ actually stands for Mormon-12!

In the Roswell crash of ’47, UFO bits were actually just pieces of gold tablets that Joseph Smith could have read for you if he put them in a hat. The ship was composed entirely of golden scriptures. The US Military quickly confiscated them, knowing that they revealed the Reptilian truth of Joseph Smith.

One of the best known whistleblowers to the alleged alien activities is scientist Bob Lazar. However, his testimony can’t really be trusted since he’s a Pentacostal (a secret Mormon society with concealed Pentaswastigram). He claims that there were alien bodies and UFO bits – not Reptilian ones. His story seems fishy to me. It’s probably a Reptilian distraction from the real truth of Roswell. We can only assume at best that he has Reptilian eggs laid in his brain or something.

Mitt Romney is a public Mormon and he has never been to Roswell, NM or to Groom Lake Nevada. Coincidence?! It’s ’cause he’s trying to hide something. Sure, he reveals his Mormon-roots but sometimes people just hide things in the open.

Also, Ben Bernanke slashed interest rates on the date of the Roswell crash (early July 1947) coincidence? Fed distraction! Also, word has it that Bernanke is a secret Mormon.

Mormons cannot be trusted, as they hide the truth behind their blatant conspiring SMILES.

As always, do your own research and discover your own facts!

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