Scientists are once again behaving irresponsibly. Their vice? — curiosity-with-a-capital-C. CERN, which I think is some kind of German acronym for “curiosity killed the scientist,” wants to take down all of nature in order to understand it. CERN’s Large Hadron Collider (More like, Large Hard-On Collider…am I right?! You perved out nerds!), doesn’t have me scared. How could small particles be a threat to the universe or me? See, the LHC will only create micro-blackholes that will only last for a few microseconds, tops. Boo hoo! All that could do is swallow my pinky. Boring! But a Large Hadron Collider is just a slippery slope into a Very Large Hadron Collider. Basically, it’s just a matter of time before these scientists turn the Earth into one huge Higgs particle. This Earth-size Higgs particle will destroy the universe and God! Man…that just goes to show you that particle physics is just a gateway science to worse science.
While I do not necessarily agree with this guy’s opinion about the LHC. I do think the LHC is just one big slippery slope to HELL!
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Ok, just because there are risks to science does not mean that action should not be undertaken. Even things that seem harmful can lead to good things. God does not exist, and even if he did, engulfing or blowing up the universe would “kill” him/her.
would not*
BTW whoever wrote this, you’re freaking retarded. Don’t talk about crap that you have little-to-no understanding of. It’s fools like you who try to prevent progress.
Carrick,
Meddling with theoretical subatomic particles is a moral grey area, but what I’m really worried about is when these scientists keep going down this slippery slope and create an even larger collider and start accelerating people to near-light speeds and smashing them into each other.
-Harry Trunckles